*straight couple*
Girl: “Do you have a condom?”
*lesbian couple*
Girl: “Do you have a hair tie?”
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today a lesbian couple came into the cafe and one asked what was in the bread and the other said “bananas, it’s sweet and healthy, just like you!” and i felt the weariness of my soul lift up into heaven
*talking to a gay couple*
So which one of you is… you know… the one who doesn’t fucking text back?
I LAUGHED TO HARD AT THIS
Pedophiles don’t belong in the LGBT community. Go die in a fire. You are not welcome.
Actually we do because lgbt is about celebrating the weird/taboo so yeah
nope. nope. no it’s not. that’s incredible homophobic/transphobic. you don’t belong in the lgbt community.
Please unfollow me if you believe pedophilia counts as a group in the LGBT+ community
actually, if you’re a pedophile please unfollow me. I don’t want that shit any where near me
Also unfollow if you think the LGBT+ Community is for the weird/taboo
the same year 50 LGBT folks were massacred in their state, Floridians voted in power a man who believes in torturing gay kids until they’re straight, thinks the best treatment for HIV/AIDS is readjusting your values, and wants same sex marriage to be a felony. don’t coddle your LGBT friends, telling them things will be ok. tell them you will fight beside them instead.
hey if you’re LGBT reblog and say in the tags what you identify as and whether you prefer the front, middle, or back of a rollercoaster
edit: terfs don’t touch
You know, gay, lesbian, bisexual, transgender - people are people.
Judith Light (via real-lesbian-thoughts)
- *attractive boy walks by*
- Lesbian: "wow he's attractive"
- Literally everyone: *pulls out pitchforks and torches* I THOUGHT YOU WERE GAY YOU FAKE LESBIAN
I want gay cafés
Like gay bars except no drunk people or loud music, instead there’s coffee and cinnamon buns and pleasant conversations
see? this is what we need
a non-alcoholic, non-sexual space for LGBT groups that is inclusive to younger people
im here, im queer, and i can’t drink beer
Kinda weird that this doesnt exist actually